Virtue Meter

I accidentally gave the "kiddy fiddler" five good stars. I totally meant to give him five evil ones, but now I worry if I subconsciously wanted to praise pedophilia. Like, am I secretly conflicted? How awful. Even though the deed was probably a joke, now I worry that in some small way I've encouraged evil in general.
i masturbated at work once while i was on the phone with my girlfriend. then i cummed over the owners chair. he thought he dropped a glazed donut on it.
I had a girl fly all the way from Vegas knowing she was a stripper. I had sex with her and sent her packing 2 days later. And I never spoke to her again. My intention the entire time was only sex.
i urinated in a bottle of apple juice and made my 3 year old niece drink it. mainly because she gets all of the attention now, and I hate her for it.
I masturbated to art of a woman being raped by a tentacle monster, several times.
i masturbate... a lot.
I never recorded my now deceased grandmothers voice for my mom, which was on the answering machine and was accidentally erased.
i work 9 hours a day, and actually do about 3 hours of work. the rest i chat online, do work for my side company, and follow up business leads for my other company.
I only remember the bad things my brother has done to me, even though hes done many good as well.
I ran away to save myself as a kid when my friend was being attacked by a stray dog.
I sang horribly in elementary chorus in front of the school.
I often make people think I don't know something just to see how well they know the subject.
I laugh at that one chick who inhales PC duster cans... I laugh very very hard, and I think it's hilarious.
I masturbate when I have my period.
i don't shower
i sign on to my cousins virtuemeter account and submit some fucked up deeds and he doesnt even know it! im actually doing it right now
I cut in the lunch line, taking the last baked potato that the guy I cut wanted as well.
I wish I was a hermaphrodite so I could both jack and jill off at the same time.
I think I might be Bi-sexual, but I won't really be sure until I have both gay and straight sex.
I fucked my mothers crackhead boyfriend skeletons
i havent heard from my father in over a year butfer some reason i dont care
I release some of my software Open Source!@#
I dream about letting my brother screw me.
I watched my aunt change her infant son solely so I could see his penis, out of curiosity.
I want to be a hermaphrodite so I can experience life as both a male and a female.
I ran around the caged birds in Petco, scaring the hell out of them while a crowd watched.
i made out with my brother once when we were on a field trip.
I masturbated to art of a little girl being raped by an insect and injected with parasitic eggs on 4chan.
I had sex with over 300 guys and used to suck dick for a living now I'm a nun........
this guy offered to pay all my bills for a blowjob so i did it.
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