Virtue Meter

i havent heard from my father in over a year butfer some reason i dont care
i think iused to have a third nipple but i lost it at the prom
I masturbate on average about 7 to 10 times a week... even after my gf leaves my house.
I never recorded my now deceased grandmothers voice for my mom, which was on the answering machine and was accidentally erased.
I ran around the caged birds in Petco, scaring the hell out of them while a crowd watched.
I wish I was a hermaphrodite so I could both jack and jill off at the same time.
I forgot to feed my hermit crab and he died.
I donate money every time I see a charity for veterans, hospitals, or anything else dealing with the elderly or children.
I masturbated to art of a little girl being raped by an insect and injected with parasitic eggs on 4chan.
I sang horribly in elementary chorus in front of the school.
I masturbated to art of a woman being raped by a tentacle monster, several times.
I dream about letting my brother screw me.
I watched my aunt change her infant son solely so I could see his penis, out of curiosity.
I only remember the bad things my brother has done to me, even though hes done many good as well.
I cut in the lunch line, taking the last baked potato that the guy I cut wanted as well.
I masturbated in my aunts basement at a family party.
I masturbated to art of a minotaur raping a woman with an extremely large dick.
I often make people think I don't know something just to see how well they know the subject.
I ran away to save myself as a kid when my friend was being attacked by a stray dog.
I've often dreamed of my cat turning into a man and screwing me.
i had 3 gold fish but i never fed them. then i had 2 gold fish. then there was only one. and as soon as i was about to feed him he dide.
I fucked my mothers crackhead boyfriend skeletons
I had sex with over 300 guys and used to suck dick for a living now I'm a nun........
this guy offered to pay all my bills for a blowjob so i did it.
Nigga i shot somebody last week
I forgot and left a tampoon in my pussy it smelled really bad when my boyfriend discovered it while having sex
one time a guy brought flowers to my house and i slammed the door in his face. its not that i didnt like him i just get all weird when people try and give me gifts.
i recently had sex with this guy and the condom broke.
I went to a swing part and a girl ate my pussy so good I'm afraid I might be gay
a co-worker was trying to get my attention from the entrance of my doorway but i ignored her making it look like i was concentrating at the screen, and didn't see her.
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