1.33
I like licking 9 volt batteries!
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Thank God for Tylenol Simply Sleep!
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I wish I was drunk!
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0.14
I had a girl fly all the way from Vegas knowing she was a stripper. I had sex with her and sent her packing 2 days later. And I never spoke to her again. My intention the entire time was only sex.
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i urinated in a bottle of apple juice and made my 3 year old niece drink it. mainly because she gets all of the attention now, and I hate her for it.
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i masturbated at work once while i was on the phone with my girlfriend. then i cummed over the owners chair. he thought he dropped a glazed donut on it.
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i work 9 hours a day, and actually do about 3 hours of work. the rest i chat online, do work for my side company, and follow up business leads for my other company.
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